The Secret Confessions of Jalapeno Jellybean

Summer

Take advantage of those days where you can lay down all day, do nothing and relax. There wont be many days like that.

For Finals…

A discouraged man is with a wise old man and says:

“I wish finals had never come to me.  I wish none of this had happened.”

The wise old man then replies:

“So do all who live to see such times.  But that is not for them to decide.  All we have to do decide what to do with the time that is given to us.”

Leggo.

Sigh

“Just stop, for a minute. And

 Smile.

Why is everybody so serious?
Acting so damn mysterious,
You got your shades on your eyes,
And your heels so high,

That you can’t even have a good time.”

Enjoy life people.

Marching Percussion

Marching percussion (or drumline for all you Nick Cannon fans) is probably one of the most difficult yet most rewarding experiences in my life.

And for those who don’t know, it is EXTREMELY difficult. But some people said it wasn’t, and they couldn’t even see it as a sport.

SPORT:an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature.

Hmmm.

Athletic Activiity: Check

Physical Prowess: Check

Competitive Nature: Check

So to all those people who said drumline was easy and shouldn’t be considered a sport, I would like to respectfully say:

FUCK YOU.

Religious Studies.

In reading my religious studies book, I have learned that some religious communities EAT ANTEATERS ceremoniously, in an attempt to purify the world.   HEATHENS!!

jk.  

but they really do eat them,  I was just kidding about the heathen part.

Sometimes people ask me…

“Why did you do that?”

and I say

“I thought it was funny.”

I feel like…

The world is in shambles.

JJ Fact #3

I am NOT a morning person.

JJ Fact #15

I remind people to be happy, to remind them that life is not that serious.